Evil Queen to Batman

This week’s “So you don’t know me, but” letter was written by Evilqueenofdeath (aka my teenage daughter). ¬†You should also head over to Holmanese to read her Eminem and Rhianna’s “Monster” post! Enjoy ūüôā

Dear Batman,

So you don’t know me but I just wanted to say that I love you. Not like in a romantic way but in a you’re awesome kinda way.

The whole lets save the city and only focus on that and nothing else¬†thing¬†though… gets annoying. You need to pay attention to other things. I mean, in the new video game you got Barbara killed. ¬†Well not really, but you thought you had gotten her killed. You almost got Tim Drake killed.

I’m sorry if I seem to be going against you but you kinda make it hard not to. Again, though, I do think your awesome.

Ugh, its hard to write to you. I feel like if I say something stupid or really bad you’ll come and beat me up or something.

Well since I have nothing else to say, goodbye and good luck saving Gotham.

Sincerely,

Evil Queen (Alexis)

So you don’t know me, but…

Hello internet people who live inside my computer 

Had an idea today that I thought would be really fun… ¬†hopefully you all will too. ¬†Or you’ll think it’s¬†a little creepy and/or crazy. ¬†Either way, it should be entertaining! ¬†ūüôā

I sometimes do silly things to get my brain “writing ready.” ¬†Since starting jesscombs.com, it’s been getting on here in the morning and writing a post. ¬†By the time my post is done for the day, I’ve come up with pretty much everything I want to add to my book. ¬†Other times, I imagine conversations or letters I would write to people who have no idea that I exist in the world.

This morning, I was completely blank. ¬†Writer’s block – BIG time. ¬†Couldn’t think of a single thing to post here (or for my poor novel)! ¬†So, I decided to do one of my imaginary letters. ¬†Then I thought, “hey, I bet my blogging friends have imaginary peeps too!” ¬†Dear Person

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